6th day

6th Day Of Christmas Contest

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, smog is everywhere! Well, at least the levels have started to fall a little bit. Alrighty, up for grabs this time for the sixth day of Christmas are six one year long subscriptions to VPNinja.

For this contest you’ll have to modify Jingle Bells, part of it, the whole thing, whatever, into a song about the smog/pollution. We’ll pick a winner on Monday. Go!!!

Lyrics to Jingle Bells :

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O’er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

 

6th day

5 Comments
  1. Cutting through the streets,
    On a fixie bicycle,
    God my lungs just blow.
    Coughing with all my might,
    Hey.

    PM2.5, PM2.5, particulates all the way.
    Oh what fun,
    I can’t see no sun.
    Pollution every day,

    Government says things are fine.
    Its all in my head.
    If it keeps on like this,
    We’ll just all be dead…

    PM2.5, PM2.5, particulates all the way.
    Oh what fun,
    I can’t see no sun.
    Pollution every day.

  2. cough cough cough cough Phllegm
    cough cough cough cough cough cough Phllegm
    cough cough cough cough cough phlegm Phllegm phleegm

    ah nevermind….

  3. Walking down the street
    With a helmet on my head
    Air in here is sweet
    Better this than dead!

    I look like a fool
    But hey I’m still alive
    We all look so uncool
    Thanks to PM 2.5!

    Shanghai smells, Shanghai smells
    Every single day
    Oh, what fun it is to wear
    These 3M masks hoo-ray

    Shanghai smells, can’t you tell?
    It’s black everywhere
    Why am I, still in this,
    Crazy Chinese hell???

    *bow*

    (Did you guys sing it?)

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