You can’t live with them, you can’t live without them!
It’s time to celebrate the most beloved, innocent, funny, cute little people in our lives – happy children’s day!
今天是属于天真无忧小朋友的节日！
In case we didn’t already dedicate enough of our time to the little emperors and empresses, we have a whole day to spoil them. To remind us just how much joy children bring to our lives, check out these hilarious exam paper answers.
The answers are so wrong that they must be right!
考试或许是小朋友的噩梦，但对我们来说这太快乐了。考试精选，谁又能说答得不对呢！
In our opinion, it’s quite an accurate answer
绝了
“描述苏格拉底和哲学的关系？”
“是爱情”
Well, they found it didn’t they?
x找到了啊，不是吗
“求x”
“x在这儿呢”
Definitely deserves an A for effort
令人深思，该拿高分
“把厘米换成米”
“去掉’厘’字”
She did deserve a sit-down, this kid can relate…
好像没什么不对的…
“伊丽莎白二世登上王座后做的第一件事是？”
“坐下”
A truly superb answer
是这样没错
“Mark和Mary想知道300名同学最喜欢的颜色，Mark问了150人，Mary问了30人，Mark认为自己的结果比Mary更可信，这是为什么呢？”
“因为我们男的都这样”
These are far better names
取名高手
Did you have any classmates called Genghis?
你有叫Genghis的同学吗
“Mahatma Gandhi和Genghis Khan有什么共同之处？”
“名字都挺难的”
Set them up, and they’ll knock ’em out
没毛病
These children are going far in life – they all deserve an A+ for creativity!
Happy Children’s Day!
创造力满分！儿童节快乐！
