Win Up To 1,000rmb In Sherpa’s Money With No Woman, No Cry Lyrics Contest

It‘s time once again for us to take a great song and Sherpa‘s-ize it! This time the song is No Woman, No Cry by the immortal Bob Marley. It‘s going to be performed by Noukilla, an amazing Sega band who play music from Mauritius. See below for the original lyrics to the song (some differing opinions on some words), then rewrite it Sherpa‘s style. Please, DON鈥橳 BE AFRAID TO POKE FUN AT US! We don鈥檛 want the song to be a commercial for Sherpa‘s but a rather a slightly self deprecating, fun song that can make waiting on hold not seem so bad. Post your entries as a comment to this post directly on our blog or send them to competition@sherpa.com.cn

First place gets 1,000rmb in Sherpa‘s money AND their song performed by Noukilla on our hold music

Second place gets 500rmb in Sherpa‘s money

Third place gets 250rmb in Sherpa‘s money

Learn more about Noukilla and hear some of their stuff at http://www.shanghai247.net/opinion/shei/5-minutes-noukilla or see them live at the JZ club every Wednesday at 10:30pm (46 Fuxing Xi Lu).

Have fun with it, good luck and good vibes to all!

Lyrics:

No woman, no cry (repeat 4 times)

Said said
Said I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown
Oba, ob-serving the hypocrites
As they would mingle with the good people we meet
Good friends we have had, oh, good friends we鈥檝e lost, along the way
In this great future you can鈥檛 forget your past
So dry your tears, I say

No woman, no cry
No woman, no cry
Oh my Little sister, don鈥檛 shed no tears
No woman, no cry

Said, said, said I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown
And then Georgie would make the fire light
Log wood burnin鈥?through the night
Then we would cook corn meal porridge
Of which I鈥檒l share with you

My feet is my only carriage
So I鈥檝e got to push on through
But while I鈥檓 gone鈥?

Everything‘s gonna be alright (repeat 8 times)

No woman, no cry
No, no woman, no woman, no cry
Oh, little sister, don鈥檛 shed no tears
No woman, no cry

15 Comments
  1. I鈥檓 Sherpas for life
    I鈥檓 Sherpas for life
    I鈥檓 Sherpas for life
    I鈥檓 Sherpas no lie

    we said I remember when we used to drink
    In the good old town of Shanghai
    all the good guys just reminisce
    As they would mingle with the good Chinese people on鈥檛 street
    only street food we had,
    Oh, good foods we’ve lost
    ohhh hungry days
    In this great future you can’t forget sherpas
    6209-6209 for life
    I鈥檓 Sherpas for life
    I鈥檓 Sherpas for life
    Ee little darling, don’t waste no beers
    I鈥檓 Sherpas no lie

    Said, said,
    Said I remember when we used to cook
    In our own house all night in shanghai
    Leaving early from shanghai鈥檚 French town
    And friends would leave the party night
    Due to hunger they couldn鈥檛 fight

    Now sherpas brings me more than porridge
    Of which I’ll share with you

    their scooters are my only carriage
    So I don鈥檛 wait all night
    But while I’m hungry , I mean…

    Our foods gonna come tonight
    Our foods gonna come tonight

    Our foods gonna come tonight
    Our foods gonna come tonight

    Our foods gonna come tonight
    Our foods gonna come tonight

    Our foods gonna come tonight
    Our foods gonna come tonight

    So sherpas we buy
    we鈥檙e sherpas for life

    So sherpas we buy
    we sherpas for life.;
    Oh, my little scooter they bring us beers
    we sherps all life.

  2. No Sherpas, we cry (repeat 4 times)
    Said said
    Said I remember when we used to starve
    In the apartment yard in Shanghai
    Oba, ob-serving my Sherpas receipt
    As we would mingle with the delivery fee
    Good meals we have had, oh, good meals we鈥檝e lost, along the way
    In this great future you can鈥檛 forget the tip
    So dry your tears, I say

    No Sherpas, we cry
    No Sherpas, we cry
    鈥∣h my Little sister, don鈥檛 shed no tears
    No Sherpas, we cry

    Said, said, said I remember when we used to starve
    In the apartment yard in Shanghai
    And then Sherpas comes knocking on the door
    Stomachs not empty nooooo more
    Then wife would cook corn meal porridge
    Of which I鈥檒l say to you

    My heart is with only Sherpas
    So I鈥檝e got to wait for delivery
    But while I starve鈥?

    Everything鈥檚 gonna be alright (repeat 8 times)

    No Sherpas, we cry
    No, no Sherpas, no Sherpas, we cry
    Oh, little sister, don鈥檛 shed no tears
    No Sherpas, we cry

  3. No bacon, no fry
    Sherpa, Sherpa,
    Sherpa, I remember when we used to order
    Only lil kitchen in Chinatown
    No-a, no-gettin no steak n frites
    Burgers, pizzas, tacos; good things we used to eat
    Good street food we鈥檝e had, oh, many pounds we鈥檝e lost along the way
    Oh Sherpa鈥檚 come fast, you did in the past
    So hurry up, I say
    No del-iv-ery guy
    No bacon, no fry
    Oh lil kitchen, don鈥檛 have no provisions
    No pasta, no pie
    Bread, bread, bread, I remember we need to eat
    Only lil kitchen in Chinatown
    Pasta or pie -what will be first bite?
    You keep me waitin through the night
    But we have nothin in the fridge
    Of course, we鈥檒l wait for you
    But we have nothin in the fridge
    So we鈥檝e got to wait for you
    Sherpa make me wait-a all night
    Sherpa make me wait-a all night
    Sherpa make me wait-a all night
    Sherpa make me wait-a all night
    Sherpa make me wait-a all night
    Sherpa make me wait-a all night
    Sherpa make me wait-a all night
    Sherpa make me wait-a all night
    No bacon, no fry
    No, no bacon, no bacon, no fry
    Oh, lil kitchen, don鈥檛 make me cook
    No del-iv-ery guy

  4. No Shep-herd鈥檚 pie,
    No reuben on rye,
    No chicken stir fry,
    Ban-of-fee pie!
    Sherpa鈥檚, Sherpa鈥檚
    Sherpa鈥檚, I just want to eat
    Sittin on my sofa, in my living room
    Watcha, watcha, watchin fake dvds
    I just wish you would bring me, something good to eat
    Pick me up good food, good wine, and cigs along the way
    In the near future, I want to eat
    Sherpa鈥檚 hurry, I say
    No Shep-herd鈥檚 pie,
    No reuben on rye,
    Oh my Little Sherpa, I want to eat
    Ban-of-fee pie!
    Sherpa鈥檚, Sherpa鈥檚, Sherpa鈥檚 I just want to eat

  5. I\’M DA SHERPA鈥橲 GUY

    BRING FOOD DAT YOU BUY
    I\’M DA SHERPA鈥橲 GUY
    I\’M DA SHERPA鈥橲 GUY

    Said said
    Said I will remember when you give me tip my best customer I wont
    let down I not undeserving I must admit Here is my jingle. my good
    people will eat But please don鈥檛 get mad, sometimes I get lost, I’m
    on my way!
    ut orange scooter, just don鈥檛 go super fast I’ bring you beers, I
    say I’m da Sherpa’s guy bring food dat you buy I’m your little
    mister, I got your beers I’m da Sherpa’s guy SAID, SAID, SAID I
    will remember when you give me tip my best customer I wont let down
    when you hungry, wont make you wait al night Because I be scooting on
    through the night got sex appeal wearing orange I’m on my way to
    you two wheels is my only carriage I’m on my way to you I wont be
    long鈥?

    STILL NO ORANGE BIKE IN SIGHT
    SHERPA\’S GUY GONNA COME TONIGHT
    PHONE AGAIN ON 6209
    SHERPA\’S GUY GONNA COME TONIGHT
    WHEN HE DOES PLEASE BE POLITE
    SHERPA\’S GUY GONNA COME TONIGHT
    WHEN HE GETS HERE I\’L BE ALRIGHT
    SHERPA\’S GUY鈥橲 GONNA COME TONIGHT

    I’m da Sherpa’s guy
    No, no worry, no worry, Shanghai
    I’m your little mister, I got your beers I’m da Sherpa’s guy

  6. Oh Sherpa’s! I cry.
    Oh Sherpa’s! I cry.
    Oh Sherpa’s! I cry.
    Oh Sherpa’s! I cry.

    ‘Cause I remember when we used to sit In the upstairs boxes of
    Chinatown.
    Charlie, opening the magic door,
    And the fantasies would come through and meet Drunk friends down the
    stairs, oh hungry friends who went their way.
    In those bright taxis they’d leave for their home, Hit the speed
    dial and say:

    Oh Sherpa’s! I cry.
    Oh Sherpa’s! I cry.
    Wode pengyou, wo yao chao fen.
    Oh Sherpa’s! I cry.

    Said, said, said I remember when we used to sing In the KTV rooms of
    Haoledi.
    And then Lucy would bring the green tea/ Whiskey keepin’ the party
    all night Then we would stumble out in the light And need a special
    delivery.

    Lucy wanted a green card and marriage But that would never go
    through.
    I just went home, and yelled:

    Sherpa’s, come, I need a bite!
    Sherpa’s, come, I need a bite!
    Sherpa’s, come, I need a bite!
    Sherpa’s, come, I need a bite!
    Sherpa’s, come, I need a bite!
    Sherp’as, come, I need a bite!
    Sherpa’s, come, I need a bite!
    Sherpa’s, come, I need a bite!

    Now, oh Sherpa’s! I cry.
    Now, oh Sherpa’s, oh Sherpa’s! I cry.
    Oh, wode pengyou, wo yao chao fen.
    Oh Sherpa’s! I cry.

    Oh Sherpa’s, oh Sherpa’s, oh Sherpa’s!, I cry Oh Sherpa’s! I cry.
    Oh, wode pengyou, wo yao chao fen.
    Oh Sherpa’s! I cry, yeah.

    Happy hunting,

    Jason

  7. Oh, Sherpa鈥檚, my friend
    Oh, Sherpa鈥檚, my friend
    Oh, Sherpa鈥檚, my friend
    Oh, Sherpa鈥檚, my friend

    You see I remember when I used to sit
    In a messy apartment at a lonely night
    Watching Korean drama hoping to be the girl under the spotlight
    Falling in love with the prince charming at the first sight
    Your guy rang the bell at that sad moment
    Pull me together to eat

    Oh, Sherpa鈥檚, my friend
    Oh, Sherpa鈥檚, my friend
    Oh, your delivery is always in need
    Oh, Sherpa鈥檚, my friend

    You see I remember when I used to sit
    In a busy restaurant at a romantic night
    Talking with him thinking we would connect over the candle light
    But the noise was not helping and the serving was late
    You were the only good choice left
    Pull us together to eat

    Sherpa鈥檚, bachelors鈥?choice
    Sherpa鈥檚, bachelors鈥?choice
    Sherpa鈥檚, bachelors鈥?choice
    Sherpa鈥檚, bachelors鈥?choice

    Oh, Sherpa鈥檚, my friend
    Oh, Sherpa鈥檚, my friend
    Oh, your delivery is always in need
    Oh, Sherpa鈥檚, my friend

  8. Here’s my entry into your contest…I kind of feel bad doing this to a great song, but I want to win the contest! 🙂

    Good food in shanghai
    ‘Cause I remember when there used to be, no one who would deliver,
    All the 鈥?all the best food in town,
    As we would hunger for the best food in town, Long miles we鈥檝e travelled, oh long miles we鈥檝e travelled along the way.
    In this bright future you can forget your past, so just call Sherpa鈥檚 I say
    Good food in Shanghai, Sherpa鈥檚, Good food in shanghai
    Little darlin’ don’t shed no tears Sherpas delivers good food in shanghai

    Said, said, said I remember when there used to be, no one who would deliver,
    And then Sherpa鈥檚 came to town, deliverin’ through the night. Now there鈥檚 no need to cook food at home Sherpa鈥檚 brings it to you.
    My cooking is really terrible, But I鈥檝e had to suffer through But when I order…
    Sherpas food’s gonna be alright Sherpas food’s gonna be alright Sherpas food’s gonna be alright Sherpas food’s gonna be alright Sherpas food’s gonna be alright Sherpas food’s gonna be alright Sherpas food’s gonna be alright Sherpas food’s gonna be alright
    Sherpa鈥檚, Good food in shanghai
    No, no people, no need to cry
    Oh, little darling, don’t shed no tears There鈥檚 good food in Shanghai
    No worries, with Sherpa鈥檚, There鈥檚 good food in shanghai
    There鈥檚 good food in shanghai
    Oh, little darling, don’t shed no tears There鈥檚 good food in Shanghai
    yeah

  9. Sher sher pa pa
    My favorite restaurants all in one place
    Delivered straight to my yard in Shanghai
    Dem otha food deliveries…dem hypocrites
    As dem nah have the same prices as deh restaurant
    Even when Sherpa’s late, dey call and tell me so
    Gimme a coupon code which I spend on booze and food
    My grumblin tummy is my only concern
    So won’t you Sherpa’s bring some food on thru

    Deh orange delivery man is on his way
    Today is def gonna be a great day
    Deh little orange delivery man is on his way
    Today is def gonna be a great day

    With Sherpa’s…that’s right

    With Sherpa’s…it’s right
    With Sherpa’s…that’s right
    With Sherpa’s…it’s right
    With Sherpa’s…that’s right

  10. Pastrami on rye (repeat 4 times)
    Bread, bread
    Bread in China is always so damn sweet
    Makes my sammies taste like donuts
    And the, And the tofu smells like feet
    And Kedi Mart hot dogs are the only meat.
    Then there was Sherpa’s, oh, finally a decent sandwich
    To eat for dinner or to eat for lunch
    So get your phone and say

    Pastrami on rye
    Pastrami on rye
    Please add French fry order, on the side of
    Pastrami on rye

    Cab, cab, cab to multiple grocery shops and stores
    To find a few key ingredients
    There was no yellow mustard in sight
    Could some hoisin tastes alright?
    Thank god now I can call Sherpa’s
    To get some western food.

    Pork bao was my only option
    But now I know what to do
    Just get your phone鈥?
    Dial six-two-zero-nine twice (8 times)

    Pastrami on rye
    Add, a side, a side, of fry
    Oh, little french fry, on side of my
    Pastrami on rye

  11. ‘Cause I remember when we used to callthe French Concession the French ConcessionLuwan, Xuhui- all urban sprawlIn Fa Zujie, Chinese and foreign people meetGood friends we have had, oh good friends who’ve left to get an MBAIn this bright future you can’t forget the pasttense or the fine you’ll pay
    No “former”- a fineNo “former”- a fineSignmaker, don’t shed no tearsNo “former”- a fine
    Said, said, said I remember when we used to callthe French Concession the French ConcessionAnd then Italians didn’t have no legal rightsPizza oven burnin’ through the nightYou didn’t Hongbao the right peopleSo they will now fine you
    Line 1, 7, and 10 are my carriageSo I’ve got to push on throughBut while I’m gone
    You just gotta pay the fine You just gotta pay the fine
    You just gotta pay the fine
    You just gotta pay the fine
    You just gotta pay the fine
    You just gotta pay the fine
    You just gotta pay the fine
    You just gotta pay the fine

    So, no “former”- a fineNo, no “former,” no “former,” a fineOh, signmaker, don’t shed no tearsNo “former”- a fine
    Uhhh, if I win, please don’t publish my name, please. Thanks!
    Something tells me I might not win. Hahahahahaha!
    Sheila

  12. No Sherpas, no lie
    Where鈥檚 the delivery guy?
    No Sherpas, no lie
    Where鈥檚 the delivery guy?

    Said, said
    Said I remember when we used to sit
    In my cramped Jing鈥檃n apartment
    Waiting waiting for the Sherpas guy
    As he would be delayed by the traffic on the street
    Good food we craved, oh, do you think he鈥檚 lost? Is he on the way?
    I am so hungry, I don鈥檛 think I can last
    So I pick up the phone and say:

    No Sherpas, no lie
    Where鈥檚 the delivery guy?
    Oh operator, I really need those beers
    No Sherpas, no lie

    Said, said
    Said I remember when we used to sit
    In my friend鈥檚 renovated lane house
    And the ayi would make the tasty shaomai
    The smell of oil burning through the night
    Then she would cook the spicy cabbage
    And a delicious stew

    I don鈥檛 have a cushy expat package
    So I鈥檝e got to make do
    But I can鈥檛 cook so鈥?

    I eat Sherpas almost every night
    My Sherpas guy and I are pretty tight
    I eat by the computer light
    My fridge is a scary sight
    Cheesy pizza I want a bite
    Sherpas take pity on my plight
    If you came soon it鈥檇 be all right
    Don鈥檛 forget my can of Sprite

    No Sherpas, no lie
    Where鈥檚 the delivery guy?
    Oh operator, I really need those beers
    No Sherpas, no lie

  13. > Hi,
    >
    >
    > I understand you wanted a self- deprecating song and not a commercial
    > song..
    > But, my hands can’t help it and wrote it this way so… 🙂 Just
    > ignore it if you don’t like it.
    >
    >
    > NO SHERPA’S NO CRY
    >
    >
    > Verse 1
    > I still remember, when we used to eat When we get home late at
    > night, and feelin’ tired No food in the kitchen, no food in the
    > fridge So tired from work… don’t wanna go… out-side Verse 2
    > Don’t wanna cook, Don’t wanna read from the book Two hungry people,
    > ready to starve to die.
    > And then i saw you, “S”-“H”- “E”-“R”-“P”-“A” -“S” (every letter sang
    > separately)
    > Don’t wanna go out, so this i wanna try.
    >
    >
    > CHORUS
    > No Sherpa’s No cry
    > No Sherpa’s no cry
    > We’re a little hungy, don’t know where to eat.
    > No Sherpa’s No Cry.
    >
    >
    > Verse 3
    > I still remember, when we used to eat When we get home late at
    > night, and feelin tired Sherpa’s saved us, from starving a thousand
    > times Couriers are friendly, agents are super nice
    >
    >
    > Choices of food, choices of restaurants
    >
    > Delivered to you (you !)
    > Food will come quickly, like a fire light.
    > Every food you asked for will be hot and fast.
    >
    >
    > Every food will be hot and fast (8x) (background answering and
    > singing “really?”
    >
    >
    > Repeat CHORUS

  14. Caliburger with fries
    Chowhaus spicy pad thai
    Colabo鈥檚 margherita pie
    Why don鈥檛 you deliver these guys?

    Said, said
    Said I remember when there used to be
    At least 5 Indian places on Sherpas.
    Taste-a taste-a tasting the toasty naan
    As it would mingle with the curries we eat.
    Vedas is renovating, Indian Kitchen we lost, Grand Taj is only on Mealbay.
    In this great city, there鈥檚 so much food to eat
    So I email Mark Secchia and say:

    City Shop鈥檚 turkey on rye
    el Coctel鈥檚 overpriced Mai tai
    Oh Mr. Secchia, please lend me your ears
    Sherpas, deliver these guys!

    Said, said
    Said I remember when I used to eat
    At this Chinese restaurant downtown.
    After a while, I didn鈥檛 want another bite
    Eating the same boring food every night.
    Then I discovered the magic of Sherpas
    Now every night different food!

    Moneyback Mondays is my only source of income
    So I鈥檓 gonna stay loyal to you
    And to your credit I have say:

    Cantina nachos keep me full all night
    Haiku rolls are a lovely sight
    Mo鈥?Laksa is my tummy鈥檚 delight
    Nosh pita is fluffy and light
    Kush smoothies make me feel all right
    Maya鈥檚 flavors are spicy and bright
    If PiRO closed it鈥檇 give me quite the fright
    Boxing Cat has made my jeans feel tight

    (But still)
    The Avocado Lady鈥檚 red wine
    The Tandoor鈥檚 fragrant hot chai
    Oh Mr. Secchia, please lend me your ears
    Sherpas, deliver these guys!

  15. No Laowai Don鈥檛 Cry (Ballad of the Sherpa鈥檚 Delivery Guy)

    No, laowai don鈥檛 cry
    Here鈥檚 your burger and fries
    No, laowai don鈥檛 cry
    Here鈥檚 your change for a five

    Said said
    Said I remember, when I used to see
    Just a few foreigners in this town
    No good western food 鈥?just KFC
    As they would mingle in Jinqiao

    Some addresses I鈥檝e found, and sometimes I get lost
    On my orange motorbike, I will always speed past
    So dry your tears, I say

    No laowai, no cry
    Eat some Greek spinach pie
    Oh my customer, don鈥檛 shed no tears
    No laowai, no cry

    Said, said, said I will never, understand how you eat
    Hamburgers every night
    It won鈥檛 make your meal invalid
    To sometimes order salad
    I worry about you, my friend

    My motorcycle is my only carriage
    So I鈥檝e got to push on through
    But while you wait鈥?

    I will always get there in 45
    (Unless it鈥檚 raining or I feel tired)
    I look at McD鈥檚 delivery and roll my eyes
    I look good in orange and deliver all night
    Do you want napkins and a fork an鈥?knife?
    Hey, your apartment is really tight
    Enjoy your pizza by candlelight
    Yeah, everything鈥檚 gonna be alright

    No laowai, no cry
    No, no laowai, no laowai, no cry
    Oh valued customer, don鈥檛 shed no tears
    No laowai, no cry

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