A beautiful marriage of decadent dough, tangy tomato sauce and indulgent melted cheese; the pizza is undoubtedly one of the finest foods to grace taste buds across the world. Unfortunately, there are some out there who seem determined to undermine all the hard work the early pizza pioneers did to make it one of the world’s favourite foods.
美味面团+浓郁的番茄酱+融化奶酪=完美披萨。不过即使是披萨，有的让人看了也直摇头。
We’ve (unfortunately) come across a handful of pizzas that would have its Italian inventors turning in their graves. A selection of toppings and cooking techniques so wrong, that they should be considered crimes against pizza – here are eight of the worst:
少数披萨的浇头和烹饪方式都令人瞠目结舌，甚至称得上是犯罪了。比如：
Cream corn potato pizza
奶油玉米土豆披萨
A starchy party courtesy of Little Pizza Party in Japan. Double the carbs, none of the taste.
出没于日本某披萨派对，碳水加倍，令人反胃。
Water pizza 冷水冲洗版披萨
A story recently emerged in the UK of a man who cools down his pizza by running it under the tap. He’s (rightly) taken a fair share of stick on social media for his awful antics, with one social media user telling his wife “Your husband is a raccoon. Kick him out before he eats the cat”. We’d have to agree.
最近英国有一个人想用冷水冲洗来冷却披萨。这一行为在互联网掀起波澜，一位用户对他的妻子留言“您的丈夫是一只浣熊。在他吃掉猫之前把他踢出去”。我们必须同意。
Strawberry and salmon pizza
草莓三文鱼披萨
As if there wasn’t enough debate over whether pineapple is an acceptable pizza topping, someone decided to bring another fruit into the argument with this nightmarish mix.
对菠萝披萨的争议还不够是不是，怎么还有草莓配三文鱼啦！
Psychopathic pizza 让人抓狂的披萨
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
我看谁敢这样拿披萨？这个世界不够乱是不是！
Scallop, butter and soy sauce pizza
扇贝，黄油和酱油披萨
One of the most satisfying things about pizza is sinking your teeth into perfectly cooked dough and oozey cheese. This Japan-made monstrosity takes that pleasure away by leaving razor-sharp shells on top – eat (or don’t) with caution.
吃披萨最爽的事情之一就是咬到熟透的面团和拉丝奶酪中。这款披萨完全带走了这种愉悦感-谨慎饮食（或不吃）。
Creme egg pizza 奶油蛋披萨
Chocolate creme eggs? Good. Pizza? Gooood. Chocolate creme egg pizza? NO THANK YOU.
巧克力奶油蛋？不错。披萨，非常不错。巧克力奶油蛋披萨？勿扰。
Baked beans and mayonnaise pizza
烤豆蛋黄酱披萨
The British lady responsible for this blasphemy has also admitted to putting scrambled eggs and peas on her pizzas. Someone lock her up.
执行这一亵渎行为的英国女士承认在披萨上放了炒鸡蛋和豌豆，已经关押了（不是）。
The ‘I fell asleep while the oven was on’ pizza 忘关火版披萨
It happens, but it’s always a sad sight to see a pizza go to waste.
会有这种情况发生，很遗憾看到披萨这样浪费了。
Now we know these ‘pizzas’ might not exactly have gotten your taste buds tingling, but thankfully, we’ve got loads of pizzas (made the correct way) and great deals on them as part of our Pizza Fest. Open up the Sherpa’s app to see all the great deals!
这些披萨让人头皮发麻，不过庆幸的是，食派士Pizza Fest火热进行中！披萨时间到！
