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You Know Someone is Vegan if…

We try to eat healthy and treat our bodies right, we really do. It feels great to wake up early on the weekend and enjoy an açaí bowl with a light soy milk latte while simultaneously doing a warrior pose and watching the sun rise over the silent city.

But sometimes it just feels great to slam down a pizza and a 6-pack of beer and then sleep til 2pm.

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pass out

And you know what? That’s perfectly OK!

Don’t let your one friend who’s transformed from a flexitarian to pescatarian to lacto-ovo-vegetarian to vegetarian to gluten-free vegetarian to vegan to militant raw vegan, who now sits around all day on Facebook posting anti-meat eater memes while eating probiotic, superfood-infused, GMO-free, artisanal berries that were blessed by Mother Earth herself, pick on you for that.

In fact, we’re here to give you some ammunition to strike back. All in good fun of course. Seriously, we respect people who can stick to a meat-free diet. You’re stronger than us. But we also like to laugh.

tell if someone is a vegan

im a vegan

vegan club

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Ok, ok, enough about vegans. Let’s go after the health food nuts who like to go on a 10km jog at 5am and then shame you for the Blue Frog burger you had last night.

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jelly beans

chocolate bar

fast food

seafood diet

Alright, alright, enough with the jokes! It’s time to jump into our spring healthy eating campaign. Tap ‘Read more’ at the bottom of this page to check out what delicious and nutritious dishes are closest to you!

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And remember, we won’t judge if you slip an occasional burger or two in there!

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