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Win A 500 RMB Voucher For Dine-In At Kebabs On The Grille

Sunday

Sep

08

By:David A.Howard

Who wants a 500 rmb voucher to spend at Kebabs On The Grille? All you have to do is answer this simple question –

Q.  Between the two most populated countries, China & India, who would win in a fight and why?

Remember , it’s all a joke. Let’s have fun with this, make us laugh. You guys have 3 days to come up with an answer and then we’ll choose a winner. Go!

 

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11 Comments

  1. This, It is obvious -China would be winning my friend.

    It is being known that every person in China knows kung fu. Have you not seen the documentary Street Fighter? All we will be hearing is hadoken hadoken., and we only have one person with long arms to save us. May the buddha protect us!

  2. China! I’m biased, but we invented everything! Also, they’re too skinny and slow :p

    Also, random question, what if I was really bad at math and could answer the verifying equation??!

  3. Barring the fact that China already defeated India in a war in 1962, I imagine another war would result in beef replacing pork as the cheapest meat. Steaks for everyone!

  4. I think India will win!! Why? Two reasons:
    1. Our lucky Indian friends can easily use the darkness of the night as a camouflage strategy
    2. Us Chinese people’s eyes are to small — we won’t see them coming!

    ^_^

  5. Too close too call – It would depend on who tires first: the Indian head bobble side to side or the Chinese head bobble up and down.. both are exhausting, both are deadly and both are utterly devastating to the other. Wait.. is that racist?

  6. BBC reports about the war “Miffed at seeing the Taj Mahal ahead of Great Wall in 7 wonders list on Wikipedia,emperor Qin Shi Huang ordered his troops to build another wall around Taj Mahal and do away with competition altogether.While the Chinese army loaded itself with mile-long noodle whips to lash out Indian soldiers from fort rooftops,ingenious Indians responded by deploying 1000 litre of flaming curry pots to welcome the Chinese heads with Curry rain instead of acid rain for a change.
    Meanwhile,unsatisfied at having only 1 in 200 descendants on earth and seeing that all Indian and Chinese men are at war,Changez Khan moved in swiftly and brought the war to an end.”

  7. Regardless of which Super Power becomes an Uber Power, the only thing to possibly look forward to is the greatest fusion cuisine in the world.

    And that China will finally learn how to make great curry.

  8. India.

    Because they would call on Lord Shiva, the destroyer, who would then raise a magical army of the dead from the holy Ganges River to defeat the Chinese.

    Duh.

  10. Awesome everyone. Lots of great answers here, but we’re gonna go with Lawrence on this one. Congrats!

  11. Whaaaat. I demand a recount. There’s only one Chinese character in Street Fighter and Chun Li can’t do Hadokens, that’d be Ryu (Japanese) and Ken (American). The only other characters who could can do a Hadoken are Akuma and Sakura, Japanese characters.

    He shouldn’t be disqualified for racism, but for getting video game references wrong, especially as a computer guy.

    Shame on you, Lawrence. Shame.

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