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You Know Someone is Vegan if…

We try to eat healthy and treat our bodies right, we really do. It feels great to wake up early on the weekend and enjoy an açaí bowl with a light soy milk latte while simultaneously doing a warrior pose and watching the sun rise over the silent city.

But sometimes it just feels great to slam down a pizza and a 6-pack of beer and then sleep til 2pm.

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And you know what? That’s perfectly OK!

Don’t let your one friend who’s transformed from a flexitarian to pescatarian to lacto-ovo-vegetarian to vegetarian to gluten-free vegetarian to vegan to militant raw vegan, who now sits around all day on Facebook posting anti-meat eater memes while eating probiotic, superfood-infused, GMO-free, artisanal berries that were blessed by Mother Earth herself, pick on you for that.

In fact, we’re here to give you some ammunition to strike back. All in good fun of course. Seriously, we respect people who can stick to a meat-free diet. You’re stronger than us. But we also like to laugh.

tell if someone is a vegan

im a vegan

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Ok, ok, enough about vegans. Let’s go after the health food nuts who like to go on a 10km jog at 5am and then shame you for the Blue Frog burger you had last night.

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jelly beans

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fast food

seafood diet

Alright, alright, enough with the jokes! It’s time to jump into our spring healthy eating campaign. Tap ‘Read more’ at the bottom of this page to check out what delicious and nutritious dishes are closest to you!

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And remember, we won’t judge if you slip an occasional burger or two in there!

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Meme Contest Winners

Sorry it took longer than expected to announce the results, but they’re finally ready! We had a hell of a time trying to select winners from so many great entries. We narrowed the winners down and entered into a vicious battle of vetoes, cross vetoes, and triple back stabbed third vetoes. It was nuts.

Alrighty, here we go!

1st. Hannah – So you’re telling me you order Sherpa’s even with a fridge full of food?

2nd. Will – Sherpa’s, when you just hate wearing pants.

3rd. Alex – I can haz part time job.

Runner up. Hannah (again!) If there’s a lack of couriers, why not hire more staff?

Runner up. Frank – Forgot to get a drink with my meal, better drink my own piss

Runner up. DNS – Yeah, I ordered Sherpa’s. In my defense, I was in a drunken stupor.

third world kid

sherpas for no pants

i can haz part time job

 

 

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  1. Oh come on now. You’ve done it again. And this time you aren’t even following your own rules. Only one of those is actually a meme from a TV show or movie! It’s like you guys aren’t trying. You’re not encouraging anyone to participate if you can’t even follow your own rules.

    1. What exactly did we do again? Give away free stuff? Patrick Stewart and Bear Grylls are TV/movie related. But yea, we got an outpouring of non-tv show related stuff so we just decided to include them all. We got 100 comments on the post, they weren’t encouraged to participate? We have tons of contests and prizes to give away so come back and try again.

      1. Anyone who actually tried to adhere to your rules, which you threw out the window as soon as you got flooded by Chinese girls who didn’t read carefully. But yeah, at the end of the day, views.

  2. I thought it was supposed to be from a film or tv show? I specifically chose one from a tv show because of this…

  3. 1 out of 10…not complaining, just thought i had some REALLY strong ones there in comparison..anyway..tastes are different I guess

    1. Yea, lots of different people worked together to try and pick winners. I picked a different one of yours for my pick. So, your strategy worked!

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Sherpa’s Meme Contest

Winter is coming. We need funny! Here’s an idea – you make us laugh by creating a silly/awesome/funny/crazy Sherpa’s food related meme using any photo from a film or TV show, (well, try to keep it somewhat clean) and we’ll reward the best ones with online Sherpa’s vouchers. If your photoshop skills aren’t up to par, you can always use a site like http://www.quickmeme.com/caption to upload and caption a photo. Like usual, first place takes home 1,000 rmb in Sherpa’s cash, second place grabs 500 rmb, and third place receives 250 rmb. There will also be a smattering of runner-up prizes that receive 100 rmb. The contest runs until November 30th, so you’ve got plenty of time to come up with a masterpiece. We look forward to seeing everyone’s entries!

Order Sherpa‘s Online: www.sherpa.com.cn

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