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Who Would You Take to Dinner Contest

Thursday

Aug

21

By:Connor Bell

Who likes date night? We like date night!
Sherpa’s and MAJu would like to invite you to the 2014 Malaysia Day Celebration Dinner on September 13th.
You have a chance to win two tickets to this event and you’ll get a full-course Malaysian dinner, entertainment for the night and some draws for lucky winners.  This, Suzhouren, is a perfect opportunity to hit the town with that special someone, or dine with a friend. Either way, this date night will be a good one.
For your chance to win these tix, comment with your WORST pick-up lines. Corny, old, and generally unsuccessful pick-ups will be the ones we want, so dig deep and get us your best 14-year-old advances.contest blog logo-01-01

3 Comments

  1. I hope I am not out of line here .. being someone from Shanghai that visits Suzhou maybe 2 or 3 times a month. I hope that is enough to qualify me 🙂

    Here is a pickup line to kick start the thread:
    “My love for you is like diarrah, it just keeps coming out”

    Never worked for me .. but maybe in the right hands … *shrug*

  2. There aren’t too many pick up lines that work for both sexes, but here is one from I had from back in middle school geometry class:

    “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one”

    Worked on all the pimple faced 13 year old boys with glasses 😉

  3. Thanks for the entries, everyone! We gonna go with Call Me Groana on this one, cuz well, Punny Guy’s one was pretty disgusting. 🙂

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